Funny one liners ...

Q. Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist?
A. He got "the sack".

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch?
A. He's down to four butts a day.

Q. What's the definition of "Tender Love?"
A. Two gays with haemorrhoids.

Q. Did you hear about the the gay guy who went to London?
A. He got REALLY pissed off when they found out "Big Ben" was a clock.

Q. Did you know 70% of the gay population were born that way?
A. The other 30% were sucked into it.

Q. Hear about the new gay sitcom?
A. "Leave it, it's Beaver."

Q. Did you hear about the gay rabbit?
A. He found a hare up his ass.

Q. How can you tell if a novel is inherantly gay?
A. The hero always gets his man "in the end".

Q. Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
A. So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.

More tomorrow!!!